I love me some t-shirt sayings. So, for today’s Monday Manifest, I thought a fun list of t-shirt sayings I wish I had (or do have) would be perfect. Do you have any funny t-shirts? What is your favorite one? Enjoy!
Monday Manifest: Funny T-Shirt Sayings
- I am an accountant. I can’t fix stupid, but I can amortize it.
- Like a good neighbor. Stay over there.
- Dumbledore for President
- Curious enough to take it apart, skilled enough to put it back together, smart enough to hide the extra parts when I’m done.
- I love the smell of nitro in the morning.
- What if Stacy’s mom was Jesse’s girl and her number was 867-5309.
- Consider this diem carped.
- Be yourself. People won’t like you anyways.
- Not my circus, not my monkeys.
- I love dirt racing, and like maybe three people.