Monday Manifest: T-Shirt Sayings

I love me some t-shirt sayings.  So, for today’s Monday Manifest, I thought a fun list of t-shirt sayings I wish I had (or do have) would be perfect.  Do you have any funny t-shirts?  What is your favorite one?  Enjoy!

Monday Manifest:  Funny T-Shirt Sayings

1. I am an accountant.  I can’t fix stupid, but I can amortize it.
2. Like a good neighbor.  Stay over there.
3. Dumbledore for President
4. Curious enough to take it apart, skilled enough to put it back together, smart enough to hide the extra parts when I’m done.
5. I love the smell of nitro in the morning.
6. What if Stacy’s mom was Jesse’s girl and her number was 867-5309.
7. Consider this diem carped.
8. Be yourself.  People won’t like you anyways.
9. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
10. I love dirt racing, and like maybe three people.